User blog comment:JParanoid/The Lightning Thief: In theaters on February 12, 2010/@comment-76.17.139.95-20091208002256

Chiron is played by a former James Bond. Medusa is played by a former Poison Ivy. Those choices impress me.

BUT...

Mrs. Dodds is not old (left eye twitches) Percy is about 17 (right eye twitches) Grover looks like he is about to bust into rap Clarisse hasn't even been casted Neither has Beckendorf And Silena and Zeus and Poseidon are played by 'chick flick' dudes

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Trashes room violently before going to eat peanut butter)