User blog comment:Hyperborean/New quotes, volume 2!/@comment-75.120.253.225-20121213025913

"I'm going to slice you up like Jupiter did to Saturn." - Jason Grace

"Better than jousting in a Kansas cornfield." - Percy Jackson

(These two phrases sound like euphemisms, even though they're not.)

"Is that Dionysus? I love that guy!" - Gleeson Hedge

"He's a friend of mine!" - Leo Valdez on Chiron, after learning that Afros was his brother

(These two were just funny.)