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"Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood"

- Percy Jackson

"And why, Mr. Jackson,to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellent question, does this matter in real life?"

- Mr. Brunner

"What you learn from me, is vitally important. I expect you to treat it as such. I will accept only the best from you, Percy Jackson."

- Mr. Brunner

"Now, honey—"

- Mrs. Dodds to Percy Jackson

"We are not fools, Percy Jackson. It was only a matter of time before we found you out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain."

- Mrs. Dodds to Percy Jackson

"What ho, Percy!"

- Mr. Brunner throwing Riptide to Percy

"Die, honey!"

- Mrs. Dodds

"Percy, Don't be discouraged about leaving Yancy. It's ... it's for the best"

- Mr. Brunner to Percy

"Grover, you're a really, really bad liar."

- Percy Jackson to Grover

"Look, Percy, the truth is, I—I kind of have to protect you."

- Grover to Percy

"All three women looked ancient, with pale faces wrinkled like fruit leather, silver hair tied back in white bandannas, bony arms sticking out of bleached cotton dresses."

- Percy referring to the Fates

"Across the road, the old ladies were still watching me. The middle one cut the yarn, and I swear I could hear that snip across four lanes of traffic. Her two friends balled up the electric-blue socks, leaving me wondering who they could possibly be for—Sasquatch or Godzilla."

- Percy referring to the Fates

"Always sixth grade. They never get past sixth."

- Grover

"Grover—that snipping of the yarn. Does that mean somebody is going to die?"

- Percy asking Grover

"Her name is Sally Jackson and she's the best person in the world, which just proves my theory that the best people have the rottenest luck. Her own parents died in a plane crash when she was five, and she was raised by an uncle who didn't care much about her. She wanted to be a novelist, so she spent high school working to save enough money for a college with a good creativewriting program. Then her uncle got cancer, and she had to quit school her senior year to take care of him. After he died, she was left with no money, no family, and no diploma"

- Percy referring to his mother, Sally Jackson

"Your report card came, brain boy! I wouldn't act so snooty!"

- Gabe to Percy

"She opened the bedroom door, and my fears melted"

- Percy referring to his mother, Sally

"My mom is the nicest lady in the world. She should've been married to a millionaire, not to some jerk like Gabe."

- Percy referring to his mother, Sally

"Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing soprano for a week."

- Percy referring to Gabe

"Not a scratch on this car, brain boy. Not one little scratch."

- Gabe asking Percy to take care of his car

"He was kind, Percy. Tall, handsome, and powerful. But gentle, too. You have his black hair, you know, and his green eyes."

- Sally describing Poseidon to Percy

"You say that as if it's a bad thing, Percy. But you don't realize how important you are. I thought Yancy Academy would be far enough away. I thought you'd finally be safe."

- Sally to Percy

"Grover stood framed in the doorway against a backdrop of pouring rain. But he wasn't... he wasn't exactly Grover."

- Percy referring to Grover's appearance

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