Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27219200-20151115021519/@comment-27207738-20160308051535

Le Dernier Vache wrote: Look, the simple fact is, we all know that Reyna and Buford the table are the golden couple. How can anyone compare to this majestic piece of flying furniture whose very limbs and plies of wood are the very sinews of Olympian ingenuity and possess even more passion and stamina then Ares and Aphrodite on a Friday night. His smooth mahogany exterior shows his virtuous path in life, striving to reflect honest, compassion and modesty. His polished legs are testament to the Heraclean strength that he possesses and no foe can stand before his mighty legs. His bronze base symbolizes chastity and loyalty, and further highlights his compassion and how he is, physically and figuratively, a support for people in need. Finally his high quality steam vents signifies advancement, the far-sighted vision that he possesses and his ambition to do good. How can one deny this match that was truly made in heaven, this divine couple were always meant to be. It is absolutely ludicrous and truthfully, heretical that any other unholy and ungodly "pairing" would be suggested other than these two. ummmmmmmmm