Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24401503-20140109121436

I know that aphrodite was born from ouranus's...bits...that kronos threw into the sea, and im guessing this is when the titans took over the world and got comfy and settled down and had kids with their brothers and sisters-god incest is weird-so basically, BEFORE hades-the oldest child of kronos and rhea. What happened then, did she just...happen? If she did what was she doing while the titans terrorised mortals? Sitting in her sea shell? Waiting for zeus to grow up and beat up her big brother? - *mind-blown-incest-realisation-aphrodite-is-zeus's-aunt-but-then-again-there's-the-theory-about-him-and-this-seanymphperson...-but-following-pjato-mythology/history-aphrodite-is-her-husbands-grand-aunt-and-her-lovers-grand-aunt* - or was she like... Whats a good word... Growing/forming/something-ing?? So what i wanna know is-was she b.h.(before hades) Or p.p. (post pluto)? Because its a little hazy everywhere i look. Another thing COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC BUT FOR SOME strange REASON I CAN LINK IT TO THIS, did the greeks, like, remember the reign of the titans or something. Or were they just like, 'wow, fire, when did valdez get in here?!' JUST KIDDING, i couldnt resist, 'woah, red water in the air that makes my hand burn when i try to touch it, STOP BITING ME YOU LITTLE-' oh right, tween books, not YA '-and makes me choke when i breathe the gray dust/powder/air-water that comes out of it, you know... I like this strangely addictive sensation, im gonna keep doing this, you know, what if you burn different types of stuff? Does it taste/smell different?-' sorry, going too far off topic. Well, how did they know the gods/olympians were currently in charge? How did they know when the titans were in charge? It wasnt like, 'ooh! Sunlight!', it was more like, 'its real cold down here, mind sending down a heating pad?' And then prometheus (i like prometheus) went upstairs and brought down fire, and saved the world! And then things started going uphill from there. They had to have some way of sorting out time passing before then! Comeon theyre greeks! They were homer homer Not homer simpson. I wanna know who is older aphrodite, or hades, knowing which eras they were born in, will help me clarify that. So what i think im saying is that aphrodite is the oldest olympian-which i think she said she was in one of the books-and this messes up the first great prophecy because of the whole 'child of the eldest gods' thing, if you wanted to know my reasons for wanting to know who was older, theres one. But it mostly comes down to morbid curiosity. 