User blog comment:Hyperborean/New quotes, volume 2!/@comment-5390473-20121222164850

Piper leaned over the console. " Are you sure they're Roman?"

Leo rolled his eyes. " No,Pipes.It could be a random group of giant eagles flying in perfect formation.Of course they're Roman!

Wonderful, Annabeth thought. Her own mother, the most level headed Olympian,was reduced to a raving, vicious scatterbrain in a subway station. And of all the gods that might help them, the only ones seemed to be Aphrodite, Nemisis and Dionysus. Love, revenge, and wine.Very helpful.

" It looks like the Romans have arrived to cut you off.I'd get back to your ship in a hurry if I were you. Would you care for some tea cakes to go?

Down in the water, Octavian yelled " Get me out of here! I'll kill you!". "Tempting," Percy called down.

Jason stood about fifty yards away, sword-fighting with a stocky centurion whoose lips were stained  cherry red, like blood. A wannbe vampire, or mabye a Kool-Aid freak?

Then-oh,boy!- Leo got to hitch a ride with Frank the Friendly Eagle so they could fight a bunch of Romans. Rumor must have gotten around that Leo was the one that had fired on thier little city,because thoose Romans seemed especially anxious to kill him.

"Absolutly."Leo tried to keep a straight face."Sewing? Cookie baking?

"Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

An eight hundred pound bear can definetly break up a conversation.

Hazel blinked, as if coming out of a trance from watching the Percy/ Annabeth show.

"What mysteries?". Annabeth asked."A dozen dead guys sittng around in a cave?"

As a result, they got a tour of Rome. Frank seemed happy to plod along like a big sheep dog( hmm,Leo wondered if he could turn into one of those,or even better: a horse that Leo could ride).

Once he'd even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Times Square to read : All da ladies luv Leo. Accidently of course