User blog comment:Hyperborean/"The House of Hades" – official expectations blog/@comment-4649443-20130722033213

Some Of My Latest Crazy Theories:

a)Alabaster will be in the last book--as a foe turned friend. (Optional: Alabaster POV)

b)Annabeth and Calypso share Percy, while Piper and Reyna share Jason. (I'm sorry that it didn't work out between you and Calypso, Dark. Or Reyna. Well, there's always Echo. And Fleecy. Wait, what? You want both!? Oh, now I get it. You got jealous of Percy and Jason having two girls at once, and wanted to do the same thing. Narcissus has to be taken out first, you say? Well, problem's already solved. I've got Altaïr, Ezio, Connor, Desmond and Deadpool already on it. Moving on....)

c)Rainbow dies. (I know. It's cruel. But that's life.)

d)The Craziest Theory Of All!

(drum roll)

I run out of theories!

(canned gasps)