User:Some Demigod

''In the secret lands of the Unknown That I found in Google Maps on my phone Emerged the awesomest heir to the Throne of Awesomeness: it is I, Some Demigod, alone''

So yeah, that's some prophecy I got there. And with that, you folks can conclude that I am no child of Apollo. But hey I'm pretty great at Haikus y'know:

''Don't know what to write But I'm still the awesomest And this is Haiku''

Okay, I give up. Obviously, Apollo did not sire me (I just hope he would not incinerate me after ruining poetry), but he is my godly brother. So maybe poetry ran in the blood and I got my share of literary awesomeness.

So, um. Child of Zeus here. I would prefer to remain anonymous, because once Queen Hera finds out about me, well you know... It would be fun to go MOO and be her pet cow. Yuck ew gross oh please how about no.

Maybe I's edit this later cause I'm to awesome and I gotta go. Later, sweetpeas.