Thoth's lab coat

This lab coat belonged to Thoth before Carter and Sadie Kane somehow acquired it. It currently resides at Brooklyn House to Cleo.

Description
The lab coat is a plain white lab coat. When someone sneezes on it, words appear on it. When someone puts it on, the lab coat lights up as if the material was storing data for months and couldn't wait to let it out. Words, hieroglyphs, numbers, and symbols begin to sparkle and glow in dizzying hues of red, orange, blue, green, gold, purple, and silver. Words and symbols begin coming faster, crashing over the wearer like mounting waves, brighter, and more complex, in every tongue imaginable and unimaginable.