Rainbow Organic Foods & Lifestyles



Rainbow Organic Foods & Lifestyles, or R.O.F.L for short, is a small shop run by the greek goddess Iris and her assistant, Fleecy, a cloud nymph.

The Son of Neptune
When Polybotes and his army are marching south, they pass a small store called Rainbow Organic Foods & Lifestyles. Ma Gasket and her fellow cyclopes want food and decide to go inside only to be stopped when a rainbow forces them back. When they try to attack the rainbow, they are very hurt as the light burns their skin. Polybotes demands food and a single Ding-Dong shoots out of the rainbow. Polybotes says he has no time to deal with minor gods and leaves, but leaves behind three basilisks to keep anyone from entering. Percy, Frank, and Hazel get past the snake creatures and Frank knocks over a Neptune fountain when one of the employees, Fleecy, scares him. When Iris welcomes them to her shop, she claims she started it because being a goddess she didn't know who she was, so she made a choice to open a store. All of her food is completely organic and looks the same as regular food. Iris tells Fleecy to get Percy some medicine (who had a small mental breakdown after seeing evil cyclopes, Polybotes and centaurs) and hoped that he didn't get turned into a dandelion like another demigod. She then gives Frank some advice and he kills the three basilisks surrounding the store (with the help of Gray). Before they leave, Iris gives Percy a tie-dyed purse (masculine accessory bag) filled with vitamin-enriched pastries, dried fruit leather, macrobiotic beef jerky, and a few crystals.

Trivia

 * The acronym/term ROFL is more commonly used as an abbreviation for Rolling-on-floor-laughing.
 * Iris also uses the term ROFLcopter, which is most likely a reference to the internet phrase.