User:Daughter-Of-Hades

Hair:Dark auburn

Eyes:Brown

Intrests: Writing Taking walks Hanging with friends Listening to music Pot

Music: The Devil Wears Prada Attila Attack Attack Asking Alexandria Eatmewhileimhot!

Books: Percy Jackson Series Favorite character: Nico di Angelo Twilight Series Favorite character: Alice Cullen

TV: Family Guy South Park Robot Chickin Adventure Time Flapjack Chowder

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK,When I'm sick I'm BLACK,When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,When I'm cold I'm BLACK,When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,When you grow up you're WHITE,When you're sick, you're GREEN,When you go in the sun you turn RED,When you're cold you turn BLUE,And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Random Stuff For Laughs

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

Boys are like Slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with...

Don't worry. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit."

A day without sunshine is, like, night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

It takes skill to trip on flat surfaces.

I don't have ADHD I just... Do you like waffles?

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Person 1: What are you looking at? Person 2: Air. It's everywhere!

Nope. I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.

Stupid book. I need to sleep. but I can't stop reading you.

With me and my friends it seems that we laugh more than we breath.

Short people kick butt!! ...that's all we can reach

I'll have a Cafe-mocha-vodka-Valium to go please.

Sometimes you fall before you fly. But in my case I had to stumble in the dark. Fall on my face and get up again... only to walk into a wall.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn-.... Oh. That's right.

Screw the dictionary. I make my own words.

Please take note that I have a dirty mind. Anything you say will be turned into something dirty.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to drown a fish.

Yeah, I'm hyper.

I :heart: Purple.

Dude. We are so badass. It's insane.

Insanity: Step 1.Admit it. Step 2.Embrace it. Step 3. Enjoy it.

I kissed a wolf and I like it! Hope my sparkly friend don't mind it.

Hello my name is... wait a minute I know this.

Ninja Hug! You didn't even see it coming.

RAWR! I ish Scareh!

Warning! May change topics in mid-sentence.

It worries me how dumb you are.

If you can read this you know how to read.

I am out of my mind. But, feel free to leave a message.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

Don't follow in my footsteps I run into walls.

You're a good friend so if the vampires come trip me and save yourself.

Don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

The world is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire., chrissyisssy, Daughter-Of-Hades

This is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile

My name is Sarah I am but three, my eyes are swollen, I cannot see I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could've made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me

List twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order. 1) Percy 2) Hades 3) Annabeth 4) Nico 5) Sally 6) Artemis 7) Bianca 8) Hermes 9) Thalia 10) Rachel 11) Grover 12) Athena

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No but I’ll look one up ASAP.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? GORGEOUSLY SEXY!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be confused as to how Athena got Hermes pregnant.

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? If Artemis didn’t hate guys then possibly.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I dont know. I would love to see one.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About a month ago.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). So after Percy and Bianca broke up Percy tried being gay but that didn’t work so he convinced Artemis to lose her virginity. Then finds true love with Athena. Wow. . 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? I guess I would try to stop it.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I would be sooooo happy!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Tell them to have fun and walk away.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? If Hades dissed me? Spread a nasty rumor about him and Hera. Hehehe.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Take a picture. Haha!

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? I thought Athena was supposed to be smart.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Cry on her sholder and beg her to take me to Camp Half-Blood.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? I would pour rubbing alcohol on the cuts.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? I would die of complete happiness and cherish it forever.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? Um, Artemis, all you have to do is ask.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?So Bianca, Thalia, and Nico are singing “”your love is my drug” at 3:00 am? I would yell SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Grover and Hades? I would give Hades a hard time just to make him mad.

Homophobia is Gay: I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --- IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS


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 * Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.