User:A random nymph

You know that you are an Author if...

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

You argue with yourself and LOSE.

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day for one week and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well that's because my keyboard is new...)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You narrate your day.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

You burst out laughing like a maniac for no reason other than to scare the bajebees out of your friends.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.

You try to think of the name of something you're thinking of or remember something really funny and can't remember where it's from and you randomly shout out the answer to the question you asked yourself three days ago and everyone looks at you funny.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions and bold the ones that apply to you)