Board Thread:Antaeus' Arena: Audience Chamber/@comment-1515612-20161222000051/@comment-25155763-20161223183734

O hell no please don't get me started.

Throughout the first book, down to her first POV, her only thought is Jason. Its the most annoying thing in the world. She's supposed to be the down-to earth daughter of Aphrodite, yet her backstory is cliche rich girl to the max, famous(ahem Aphrodite) dad who she thinks should pay more attention to her(Attention hog ahem Aphrodite), when in reality she gets everything she wants(ahem aphrodite) with a simple pretty please and a bat of the eyelashes. no to mention her constant commentary on the seven and their flaws(ex. Leo,Percy)(Gossip ahem Aphrodite), as well as her idolization of her All-American Boyfriend(Stereotypes ahem Aphrodite).

Lets look at TLH:

School sucks. My dad never pays attention to me. I just ask for stuff and people give it to me.My boyfriend is acting kinda weird. Why is he not looking a me? Mean girls who act just like me. They are so shallow. Danger. Falling off cliff. Jason save me! His arms wrapped around me feel so good. Aww poor Coach! Kiss me Jason! Oh hi girl riding on a pegasus! Sorry your boyfriend is missing but mine is not! OH HEY my mom is The Goddess of Beauty! Jason those memories weren't fake love me!OOH pretty knife! My dads in danger. Flying dragon. Up up and away! Jason. Monster. Mom. Jason. Dad in trouble. Jason. why dis Khione tryna takes mah man? Lemme pull out mi firench on these bois. Creepy Boread. Charm him! Poor Festus. Dang that giant lady ugly! Werewolf. Jason has a sister? Why is he so much better looking than her? These hunters don't like boys wtf?Aeolus. Charm him! Hedge got a girlfriend GIGGLE! Encaladus. Dad I almost forgot bout you! Its best to erase your memory. Jason you were amazing! Pilot? Charm him! Ooh here come Khione round two!Hush little Gaea don't you cry! Jason I love you love me back!