User:NinjaTeddyBears

Hewwo and welcome to the profile of the world’s biggest fan girl and dorkiest dork on the internet! My life long ambition is to become normal or at the very least adorkable instead of just a dork. That isn’t likely to happen anytime soon though. And now for a random anecdote about how I got my username. My brothers made me watch Star Wars with them and the only part I even liked was the Ewoks. They were of course, annoyed by that and my younger brother shouted that Ewoks were basically just Ninja Teddy Bears and thus my username. I’m that crazy chick who only crushes on fictional characters. The clumsy klutz who snorted hot spicy soup out her nose because she was laughing too much. Almost all my opinions are unpopular so please don’t be offended. I’m just weird like that. I also get distracted very easily- Ooh shiny!

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec!

Ok I’m back now. Where was I? Oh right... More random facts about me. I’m absolutely obsessed with dachshunds. I can ramble all day about nothing and I hate arguing unless it’s done illogically (is that a word?). I’m what you would call a professional daydreamer. I’m the aficionado on anything to do with Fairytales/Mythology/Legends/Folklore/etc. I’m also an outgoing introvert who is way too blunt and can’t shut up to save my life. I love spoilers and can’t stand NOT knowing things. The only thing I need in life to sustain me are spoilers. Um I think that’s everything you need to know about me. No wait! I should probably mention that I will abandon a series the minute it becomes too dark or inappropriate but still consider myself a fan of the parts I did like. Ok that’s all folks. I’ll just leave you with a list of my fictional affiliations.

I am a member of: The Knights Of The Dawn, The Book Huggers Club, Charming’s Army, The Black Swan, Riverclan, Hunters Of Artemis, Mysterious Benedict Society, and more!