Page 101 is the funniest page of all time in this book. Just go to it and read it. Funniest page ever.
Page 101 is the funniest page of all time in this book. Just go to it and read it. Funniest page ever.
Ikr it's hilarious.
For those who can't be bothered to find it:
As she was climbing down the narrow ledges inside the volcanic fissure, she happened to pass a lame ass-driver. (Don’t look at me funny. That’s exactly what the old stories called him: a lame ass-driver. The dude was lame, like crippled. He was leading an ass, like a donkey. What did you think I meant?) Anyway, Psyche thought it was weird to see a crippled dude in a volcanic vent, just hanging out with his ass. (I’m not going to laugh. Nope. Not even a little.) The guy called out to her, ‘Hello there, girl! You look kind and helpful. My ass has dropped some of its load … by which, of course, I mean that my donkey has dropped some of the firewood it was carrying. Could you help me gather up these sticks and put them back on my ass?’ I guess Aphrodite was testing Psyche to see if she would get distracted helping the dude. Either that or she was trying to make Psyche laugh so hard she would fall into the chasm. But Psyche didn’t respond to the guy. She remembered Eros’s warning and kept climbing. The ass-driver disappeared like a mirage, which was a relief to Psyche and all the parents reading this book, because things were getting a little inappropriate there. Moving along …
Well-
Um-
Ok thanks for that helpful info
*Giggles*
Oh... my... gods... XD
Lmfaooo
Haha I remember that-
DHADAANBDNS I CANT
Yeah, that was funny.
Could you help me gather up these sticks and put them back on my ass?’ I guess Aphrodite was testing Psyche to see if she would get distracted helping the dude. Either that or she was trying to make Psyche laugh so hard she would fall into the chasm. xD
What do you think?