Magnus: She named him “Poopy butthole”. After I told her to pick a real name, she said Brad.
Alex: She said that I’d shown her to me before, and that she was “Loki’s daughter/son”. I did not correct her. But about names, she named her “Bee”.
Samirah: She named her “Flatulencia”. When I asked her to choose a real name, she said Samirah.
Hearthstone: She simply called him a “Draco Malfoy ripoff”.
Blitzen: She simply called him a “Lando Calrissian ripoff”. When I told her his name was Blitzen, she complained that he didn’t look like a reindeer.