I've seen a few of these posts recently and I've been wanting to try it out myself so I guess I just kind of did it. (While I was working on this I saw that someone made a translated bio post not too long before I started working on this one, apologies for that but I didn't want to wait)
Original version:
Magnus Chase is a sixteen-year-old, formerly homeless teenager who lived in Boston, Massachusetts.[1] He is the Norse demigod son of Frey[2] and Natalie Chase, as well as the maternal cousin of Greek demigod Annabeth Chase. After dying and becoming an einherji, he lives his afterlife in Hotel Valhalla and has prevented Ragnarök twice. Magnus is currently the boyfriend of Alex Fierro.
Mangled version:
Chase Magnuson, a 16-year-old homeless man living in Boston, Massachusetts. [1] Natalie Chase's mother (Natalie Chase) is the son of Fry in the Northern Hemisphere [2] and the nephew of Anabis Chase's sister (Anabis Chase). After his death he became archbishop and twice in his life was besieged by centimeters of Balahalam, Balalam and Lagunarik. Alex Piero's big friend is here.
So yes, apparently Magnus Chase- i mEAN, Chase Magnuson- is a dead homeless archbishop.
For anyone curious I put this through the following languages:
Bangla
Arabic
Polish
Irish
Chinese (Traditional)
Latin
Greek
Hindi
Japanese
Swahili