Blitzen

Hello everyone! It’s time for a new translating. Today’s quote is:

"I like that. A family of four empty cups!"

Translated to:

”Glasses for a family of four before the number!”

Ok…

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@RandomHuman01 @InsertAReferenceHere

About my project: Every week (I’ll try my best) I will take a Riordanverse-quote and translate it into 20 different languages:

Azerbaijani, Bulgarian, Chinese (traditional), Danish, Estonian, Filipino, Greek, Hindi, Indonesian, Japanese, Kyrgyz, Latin, Maltese, Nyanja, Persian, Russian, Spanish, Turkish, Urdu, Welsh and than back into English.

So... is Blitzstone (Blitzen and Hearthstone) an actual ship? Cos I think they're pretty cute

Sister:

Magnus- Magnus

Alex- Jacob

TJ- Leo

Mallory- Victoria

Samirah- Felicia

Halfborn- Juan

Hearthstone- Daniel

Blitzen- Tim

Gunilla- Belle

Brother:

Magnus- William

Alex- Gloria

TJ- Taylor

Mallory- Nancy

Samirah- Laurel

Halfborn- Jackson (because he was thinking of lumberjacks)

Hearthstone- Malcolm

Blitzen- Parlum

Gunilla- Grace

HELLOOoO!!!!!

Sorry I haven't been posting. I got a YouTube channel AND I have school. Ye. anyway, this song is for Blitz. Comment any suggestions you want me to do!!

This song is called “Beautiful people” by Ed Sheeran ft. Khalid.

Lyricssssssss (yes, i am a snake) :

We are, we are, we are

L.A. on a Saturday night in the summer

Sun down and they all come out

Lamborghinis and their rented Hummers

The party's on, so they're heading downtown

('Round here)

Everybody's looking for a come-up

And they wanna know what you're about

Me in the middle with the one I love and

We're just tryna figure everything out

We don't fit in well

'Cause we are just ourselves

I could use some help

Getting out of this conversation, here

You look stunning, dear

So don't ask that question here

This is my only fear

That we become

Beautiful people

Drop-top, designer clothes

Front row at fashion shows

"What d'you do?" and "Who d'you know?"

Inside the world of

Beautiful people

Champagne and rolled-up notes

Pre-nups and broken homes

Surrounded, but still alone

Let's leave the party

That's not who we are

(We are, we are, we are)

We are not beautiful

Yeah, that's not who we are

(We are, we are, we are)

We are not beautiful

(L.A., mm)

Drove for hours last night and we made it nowhere

(Nowhere, nowhere)

I see stars in your eyes when we're halfway there

(All night)

I'm not fazed by all the lights and flashing cameras

'Cause with my arms around you, there's no need to care

We don't fit in well

We are just ourselves

I could use some help

Getting out of this conversation here

You look stunning, dear

So don't ask that question here

This is my only fear

That we become

Beautiful people

Drop-top, designer clothes

Front row at fashion shows

"What d'you do?" and "Who d'you know?"

Inside the world of

Beautiful people

Champagne and rolled-up notes

Pre-nups and broken homes

Surrounded, but still alone

Let's leave the party

That's not who we are

(We are, we are, we are)

We are not beautiful (yeah)

Yeah, that's not who we are

(We are, we are, we are)

We are not beautiful

(We are, we are, we are)

We are not beautiful

I am rating the names based on their meanings. This is purely for fun and to see some of the meanings. I have no idea if Rick picked the names because of their meaning or because he simply liked them.

Magnus (Great)

Chase (Huntsman)

6/10 Magnus is a Norse name so that one's great, but I don't know about the last name

Samirah (Plesant company)

Al-Abbas (Lion)

4/10 I don't think it fits her that well

Mallory (Unlucky)

Keen (King)

7/10 I think the first name is pretty good, she does seem unlucky in the beginning.

Blitzen (Lightning)

4/10 I don't think this fits

Hearthstone (Family)

Alderman (Governer)

8/10 I think these names are ironic being that he has problems with his family, you may have a different opinion though

Halfborn (Half-brother)

Gunderson (Battle warrior)

6/10 I think the last name fits but I don't know about the first

Thomas (Twin)

Jefferson (Peaceful)

3/10 I don't know he's not really either of these

Alex (Man's defender)

Fierro (iron)

5/10 The first name is pretty good I don't know about the last though.

Check out PJO here

Characters name meanings PJO | FandomI am rating the names based on their meanings.…RIORDAN.FANDOM.COM

Probably will do another later with the other series but for now, that's all. If there are any I missed put them in the comments and I'll add them to the list. if there are any disagreements about the ratings go ahead and comment them below but be respectful. This was just for fun.

-Dreamer

WARNING MAGNUS CHASE SPOILERS. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!

Remember when Magnus, Sam, Blitz and Hearth were at the island with the wolf? Well, this song fits the two dwarves that leave Magnus and the gang at the island.

INTRODUCING: “ALWAYS DO” by The Kid LAROI!!!! (From the dwarves pov)

(@Fierrochase is awesome Teheheheheeeeee....)

LYRICS!!!!::

Said I wouldn't drink, but I did the same day

S**t, I lied to your face like I always do

Said I was gon' change, both knew that I can't

S**t, I'd rather take the blame like I always do

I been the same ever since the first day

Now you actin' surprised, but b**ch, you always knew

Maybe it's time for me to find somebody else

Like I always do

I know you can't believe me 'cause I never tell the truth but, oh

I wish that you could just see that it was only to protect you, no

How many times can somebody want the same thing? (Pain, pain)

When the pressure put on me, yeah, I change things

And every time that I run, I know you gon' chase

We always end up right back in the same place

You-u-u-u-u, wasted all my time with you-u-u-u-u

Wishin' I was someone new-ew-ew-ew-ew

Stuck up in my ways and

You say that you hate it, but you always knew

Said I wouldn't drink, but I did the same day

S**t, I lied to your face like I always do

Said I was gon' change, both knew that I can't

S**t, I'd rather take the blame like I always do

I been the same ever since the first day

Now you actin' surprised, but b**ch, you always knew

Maybe it's time for me to find somebody else

Like I always do

Do, do, do, do, do, like I always do

Do, do, do, do, do, like I always do

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't be the me you wanted

I'm about to fall in your robbery

I'm not the one to solve your problems (No, no)

'Cause I'm fu**ed up too-oo-oo-oo-oo

Wasted all my time with you-u-u-u-u

Wishin' I was someone new-ew-ew-ew-ew

Stuck up in my ways and

You say that you hate it, but you always knew

Said I wouldn't drink, but I did the same day

S**t, I lied to your face like I always do

Said I was gon' change, both knew that I can't

S**t, I'd rather take the blame like I always do

I've been the same ever since the first day

Now you actin' surprised, but b**ch, you always knew

Maybe it's time for me to find somebody else

Like I always do

Do, do, do, do, do, like I always do

Do, do, do, do, do, like I always do

Ya'll know what that means?

ITS SOOOOOOOOOONGG TIMEEEEEEEEEE

But before we get into "song time" ( Uhuhuhh I am the definition of cringe) lemme just say something.

I LOVE Taylor swift. she is my idol (I actually have 3 . Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor swift. I cant choose one!!) I am her biggest fan. if you think your the biggest Taylor fan I CALL DAM BULL CRAP. I have been listening to her songs since I was four. I have a million posters of her and I stock her websites and I know a lot of her songs AND can name every single Taylor swift album and every song in her album 1989, reputation and MOST of them in lover oh same thing for Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo. ok lemme get back on topic.

This is Magnus and Blitzen's song in the first mango cheese book when there tryin' to get Freya's earing's and Junior V.Z Blitzen and the looser dies blah , blah blah. oh, we also realize that humans stole the dwarf's music.

LYRICS:

(I, I, I, I I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I)

You stand with your hand on my waist line

It's a scene and we're out here in plain sight

I can hear them whisper as we pass by

It's a bad sign, bad sign

Something happens when everybody finds out

See the vultures circling dark clouds

Love's a fragile little flame, it could burn out

It could burn out

Cause they got the cages, they got the boxes

And guns

They are the hunters, we are the foxes

And we run

Baby, I know places we won't be found

And they'll be chasing their tails tryin' to track us down

Cause I, I know places we can hide

I know places, I know places

Lights flash and we'll run for the fences

Let them say what they want, we won't hear it

Loose lips sink ships all the dam time

Not this time

Just grab my hand and don't ever drop it

My love

They are the hunters, we are the foxes

And we run

Baby, I know places we won't be found

And they'll be chasing their tails tryin' to track us down

Cause I, I know places we can hide

I know places

They are the hunters, we are the foxes

And we run

Just grab my hand and don't ever drop it

My love

Baby, I know places we won't be found

And they'll be chasing their tails tryin' to track us down

Cause I, I know places we can hide

I know places

They take their shots, but we're bulletproof

I know places

And you know for me, it's always you

I know places

In the dead of night, your eyes so green

I know places

And I know for you, it's always me

I know places

(I, I, I, I I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I)

Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It’s perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck.

When i first read the sword of summer i thought hearthstone was a girl and was in love with blitzen. lol

In honour of pride month, I'll be sharing a list of LTBGQ+ characters I know in the Riordiverse! *yay!* So excited.

• Nico di Angelo (Gay)

• Will Solace (Unknown, attracted to men)

• Reyna Ramírez-Arellano (Alloromantic, Asexual)

• Alex Fierro (Genderfluid and Transgender)

• Pottery Barn (Non-binary)

• Magnus Chase (Pansexual)

• Thalia Grace (Lesbian) This isn't canon, but she gives off this weird feeling toward Reyna so Imma gonna say it anyway!

Yay! (again) anyway I thought I should add Blitzen & Hearth (even though they aren't an official couple- they look so cute together!) but then I thought, 'No, this isn't canon.... YET'

So if you ship Blitstone, tell me! Janice- outtt

Magnus: She named him “Poopy butthole”. After I told her to pick a real name, she said Brad.

Alex: She said that I’d shown her to me before, and that she was “Loki’s daughter/son”. I did not correct her. But about names, she named her “Bee”.

Samirah: She named her “Flatulencia”. When I asked her to choose a real name, she said Samirah.

Hearthstone: She simply called him a “Draco Malfoy ripoff”.

Blitzen: She simply called him a “Lando Calrissian ripoff”. When I told her his name was Blitzen, she complained that he didn’t look like a reindeer.

Um. Hi again. My intros are getting more lame every time I post. *sighs*

Sooo...I'm doing a Blitz rant because I'm bored. Enjoy!

I'll start off with his family. Blitz's mom is Freya, and his dad is Bili (I think, but there's so many -ili dwarf names floating around in books that I don't know anymore.) Freya met Bili when she went to Nidavellir, when she had the dwarves make her jewelry in exchange for her hand in marriage - for one day. I mean, marriage is supposed to last a lifetime and you make a bargain for one day? That's kind of a win/lose situation, but I'm not here to talk about that. Anyway, Freya married Bili, and gave birth to Blitzen. Imagine how he feels for a moment - he only exists because of his mom's love for fashion.

Bili thought that Gleipnir, the rope that bound Fenris, wasn't strong enough, but when Eitri Senior, Junior's father, didn't believe him, he went to see for himself. It proved Bili was right - and he unfortunately didn't return. This caused Blitz to hold some grudges - and I don't blame him for them.

Blitz and Eitri Junior hate each other. Junior taunts his father and Blitzen's crafting skills. Blitz probably had a lot of bottled-up anger that he had to conceal whenever he went to Nidavellir. To make matters worse, Blitz had to ask for Junior's help in getting Andskoti. But, of course, it helps when you have a mom whose tears are red-gold.

And to make matters even worse, Blitz had to go against Junior in a crafting contest, and he couldn't refuse, not when they needed to get that rope. In all honesty, I only think Blitz won that contest because of Sam; then again, Junior and co. started chasing them with bazookas also because of Sam, so it evens out.

Blitz's second enemy is Fenris. Bili, his father, was supposedly killed by Fenris, so Blitz, of course, wanted to avenge his father's death. Fenris also wanted to kill Blitz like he killed his father, but Fenris wanted to kill everybody, so yeah.

Blitz is a kind, loyal, hardworking guy who cares about his friends. Blitz, along with Hearth, took care of Magnus while he was on the streets. He carried Magnus, despite him being heavy, while dodging flaming hot coals. That takes strength, people.

Blitz is also very supportive of Hearth. He doesn't like putting him in danger, and sympathizes with him. He defended Hearth in front of aLdeRmAN, and helped Magnus defeat him. (Just as a side note here - I don't ship Blitzstone romantically. I just think they're best friends, that's it.)

Blitz also has a great fashion sense. This probably comes from his mom, as she looooves jewelry and fashion as well.

Last but not least, Blitzen's crafting skills. I think that at the start, his skills were so-so, but that might have just been because the first time we see him using them. They get better over time, and he is even able to open Blitzen's Best, a clothing store that sells bulletproof ties and vests. He also makes Expando-Ducks, which are good for bonking giants on the head, or just making ducks in general.

...as with all of my rant-ish things, I don't go over and proofread for grammar mistakes and I never have a good intro or outro. So I'm sorry.

Grey

Does anyone else think it's weird that Magnus had that ability to talk to animals for like a chapter in Ship of the Dead and then it sort was gone? I know it was there when the crows attacked those giants (Suttung and Baugi?) and then? not mentioned ever again. was that needed uncle rick? I think not. Maybe make it a different power Mr. alderman had? Cold indifference? THE ABILITY TO MAKE EVERY ONE ELSE AROUND YOU FEEL POWERLESS?