"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”
Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.”
“Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid.
She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought.”
"Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.”
“The Feast of Fortuna had nothing to do with tuna, which was fine with Percy.”
"You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"
"Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry.”
“What’s Neptunes title?” Percy asked. “The coolest and most awesome?”
“Bad Cyclops Lady!" he bellowed. "General Tyson says GO AWAY!”
“Stupid sixteen-year-old kid falling from the sky! I’m late!”
“They want to cook you and eat you," she said distastefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible."
“O Fleecy, do me a solid.”
“Percy didn’t play chess, but he was pretty sure that being a pawn was bad. They died a lot.”
"I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man"
"What are you going to do?" Frank grumbled. "Cancel free shipping?"
"So now we find a blind man in the rain" Frank said. "Yay."