Zeus: Poseidon, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Poseidon: Hades, Zeus wants you to get out of the house.
Hades: I'm not that stupid!
Poseidon: Hades, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Hades: ZEUS TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
Zeus: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Hades: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Poseidon: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A DAM COOKIE!