Okay so, I need you guys to go outside and touch some grass. Please just a little bit of grass. Maybe a tree. While you're outside buy a gym membership and do this Percy Jackson themed workout
Pullups 4 sets of maximum reps, this will give you a nice back like Percy, who climbs the camp half-blood wall or whatever
Jump squats 4 sets of 20 reps, Percy be jumping high or whatever
Medball slams 4 sets of 8 reps, throwing bricks at Jason
Clap pushups 4 sets of maximum reps, this will help you clap hard and loud for anyone who's opinion you agree with
Overhead press 5 sets of 5 reps, you're like Atlas, holding up the weight of the world
Finally we're ending this off with 20 minutes of cardio, specifically running. This is a good exercise for you to learn so you can flee from any dissenting opinions.
Let's get athletic :)