PIPER: We all love you just the way you are
PIPER: Even if you should go to therapy
PERCY: Ok but if you press the accelerator and the brake of a car at the same time do you take a screenshot?
ANNABETH: It’s damn four AM
PERCY: I need to know
ANNABETH: GO TO SLEEP
(It actually was four AM, I'm not joking)
LEO: Once upon a time there was a werewolf hamster that wanted to write something on Wattpad but had no clues. The end.
NICO: Ehi, what are you saying? I am the one with a bad attitude
WILL: I think our relationship works by osmosis
REYNA: Maybe he was gay, like all my crushes
(I know they weren’t all gay but I just thought of her when my friend wrote me that XD)
LEO: Two seconds ago I was about to drown because of my hair
NICO: I’ve done a test “what’s your sexuality”
NICO: 30% pan, 30% ASEXUAL I MEAN WTF, 20% S T R A I G H T, 10% homosexual and 10% bi
NICO: ME ASEXUAL? ME STRAIGHT? I’M LAUGHING
(Jeez I love my friends)
LEO: I was about to put my headphones on and almost stuck the metal part in my ear
PERCY: First time? Here, have a crab
PIPER: Animes with subtitles taught me how to watch in two different places at the same time
LEO: Excuse me, after ten PM my brain doesn’t work
LEO: For example, now, instead of “brain” I was typing “phone”
REYNA: Somebody has to die
NICO: *joins the chat* I don’t know what you are talking about but I volunteer
WILL: Do I really sing that bad?
*Three people left the conversation*
LESTER: YOU, NIGHT CLUB ATTENDER SCAREGROW
MEG: YOU, UGLY FEMBOY WITH HAIR ON YOUR LEGS
PERCY: ANY ADVICES ABOUT HOW TO STUDY 45 PAGES FOR TOMORROW?
LEO: YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO ALCOHOL
RACHEL: You don't understand the magic of putting so many lines together and creating something
JASON: Why am I the only one who is not a group admin?
JASON: I’m the one who made this group
THALIA: Boys don’t have brains
REYNA: They have, but they don’t use them
PIPER: My spanish teacher was telling us about the passive form
PIPER: Are we studying Nico? I’m confused
Some of them were mine too lmao
Tell me if you want a part two