My new neighbour shifted in the house right infront of ours two weeks ago. Tonight when I was walking back from a grocery store which is just down the road (I had a bag in left hand and The Dark Prophecy in my right hand). I was near my house when my neighbour's son, who's the same age as I am, came to me and asked me to tutor him for maths. I was thinking how will I tell him that I got a C in my last maths test. Instead I asked him why. He said that he saw me reading in my gallery many times and thinks I'm intelligent. I literally laughed. Who's gonna tell him this was what I was reading- 'Son of a Midas. You, sir, are a stupid-head. Here, have an ostrich.' And yeah of course, he was really confused.