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Can you guys please do an official post for mangling character bios with Google Translate?
Please speak in regular English
Then Hazel is like 90+ years old - and no one seems to hate Frazel for that reason.
Orignal: Sumarbrander, also known as the Sword of Summer, or Jack, is Magnus Chase's sword and companion, formerly owned by his father, Frey. He is said to be the sharpest sword in the Nine Worlds. At the sword's request, Magnus renames him Jack after becoming his master.
Mangled: Sumarbrander, Pas de Sword of Summer or Jack, are the targets and master of the Great Chase, formerly owned by your father Frey. This is the new spa from Nuovo Mondo. Among the richest options, Big Jack changed his name after becoming a property.
This one is plain WHAT???
Also, The Arrow of Dodona's: (with Spanish, Italian, Latin, French, and Greek)
Oringnal: The Arrow of Dodona is an arrow that Apollo found in the Grove of Dodona. The arrow has an oak shaft and green fletching. The Arrow speaks to Apollo in an Elizabethan accent and gives answers to Apollo. The answers are not prophetic, though they vary from how to make a plague arrow to giving driving directions to the Cave of Trophonius.
Mangled: The cone of Dodoni is the cone found by Apollo in the Dodoni Grove. The arrow has a handle and green wings. The arrow speaks to Apollo in an Elizabethan accent and gives answers to Apollo. The answers are not prophetic, although they differ in the way he created the plague to rule the cave of the Trophonius cave.
As Apollo once said, the theory is that power trickles down, so any immortal can make others immortals too. But they'd be giving away a piece of their own mortality - but I'm pretty sure Percy would have no problem doing that for Annabeth.
Note: This is not the exact quote, this is just a loose paraphrase based off of my memory.
Mangling character bios w/ google translate is popular now, isn't it
Was that KotLC?
The amount of memes, head canons, and posts made about a joke ship is ridiculous.
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Juno, the Roman form of the spatula,
Glad to know
My English teacher has a hardcover copy of Percy Jackson's Greek Gods on his desk
It is recommended to not come on this fandom if you haven't finished the series, loads of spoilers
Also, who picked that he's "just a book character"?
I'll bold the most ridiculous parts
Mangled Annabeth bio: (with Spanish, Italian, Latin, French, and Greek)
Original: Annabeth Chase is a Greek demigod, daughter of the goddess Athena and professor Frederick Chase, and the cousin of Norse demigod Magnus Chase, and one uncle of hers is Frey. Annabeth is one of the main characters in the Percy Jackson and the Olympiansseries as well as in the Heroes of Olympus series, as she is one of the Seven demigods of the Prophecy of Seven. Annabeth is the architect of Olympus and the former head counselor of Athena's cabin. Annabeth is currently the girlfriend of Percy Jackson.
Translated: Annabeth Chase is a black demigod, the shadow of the goddess Athena and the professor Frederici Chase, and the first of the Nordic scholars Magnus Chase, and one of them is Frey. Annabeth is one of the main characters of Percy Jackson and the Olympus series of heroes, including the Heroim Olympi series, and one of the most famous of his profession. Annabeth is the architect of Olympus and the principal concierge of the gates of Athena. Annabeth is Percy Jackson's novel.
When the case gets extreme/when the Triumvirate try to overthrow the gods, Zeus will intervene and hopefully inflict some nasty punishment on Mr. Commode, Emperor Booties, and The-Emperor-That-Fiddled-While-Rome-Burned.